Scene: Crowd of students trying to get into the doors of Peterson 108 at the last lecture before midterm 2 for Mammalian Physiology.

 Stanley: I really don’t want to be here…I only came to class because of the…
Me (finishing his sentence): the midterm? Yeah seriously I wouldn’t be here either.

 A girl in a red fleece turns around to look at us and chuckles sheepishly...except it wasn’t a student…it was our professor…

Ladies and Gentlemen…the “uhm” queen.

Ah Gong’s Run in With the Law

 My grandpa’s car broke down at a shopping center a couple days ago. In his old age, he asked some to pick him up and just left his car in the middle of the road. A security guard found the car blocking traffic and gave the car a look over. Apparently, my grandpa’s wild driving had left several scuffs on his bumper. There also appeared to be a mysterious red stain that the guard determined to be blood. So he assumed someone had hit and killed someone and left the car stranded there. My grandpa’s car was impounded and sent to the police for a hit and run investigation. How terrible.

 One Meekster’s Bad Judgement

 During Fall Fest, this wild sweaty guy was came up to us “You’re going up!!” with his hands ready to boost us up to crowd surf. We uhh  politely declined and chuckled as we watched him make the same offer to other people. Then he targeted two meek Asian girls. I guess they wanted to be daring and exciting so after some hesitation one girl gave in and went for it. He boosted her up quickly… yay what fun! Five seconds later, she crashed onto the floor because of a hole in the crowd. Hahahh it was sooo sad. Good try.

 Extraordinary Desserts with my Roomies

I'm always so happy when I go here.

mmmm....drool...

Yayy me and my girls.